This morning is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just wild. I don't even know what to say.
This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. I need a moment to even think about this.
It’s like something out of a dream. I just can't believe it.
Can You Trust This?
You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!
Seriously I Couldn't Think This!
Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?
- My mind is blown
- Make it stop!
- Someone pinch me
You Won't Believe What Happened
Well, this is true, you won't believe what just occurred. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this huge bird came out of nowhere. It was wearing a miniature sword! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just saw.
Unbelievable! totally astonishing
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- Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.
Unbelievable!
This situation is absolutely insane. I can't wrap my head around what they've just seen. It's like a bad joke. The truth is stranger than fiction.
- Could this be real?
- I'm feeling like I'm going crazy
{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.